"The Burrito does not judge."
LAST UPDATED: February 23, 2004
February 23, 2004 Something's bothering me lately. I've been going to the movie theater more lately. Normally I don't bother with seeing films until they're on cable or Pay-Per-View or something. So I was surprised to see all the fucking commercials that they show before movies now. And I'm not talking about previews. Those are fine. I'm talking about ads for soda and cars and crap like that. Before, the first 10 or so minutes before the movie started were for previews. NOW it's Pepsi ads. AND, the movie doesn't even start on time. If the film is supposed to start at 10:00, they show the commercials prior to the start time. The previews start at 10:00. The actual movie starts 10 or 15 minutes later. So I get to the thearter early to get a good seat, and I'm now subjected to a bunch of fucking ads! So I'm calling for a boycott. From now on, NO ONE ARRIVE AT A THEARTER UNTIL THE EXACT START TIME! We can avoid paying $8.50 to see the same damn McDonald's ads that we can see for free at home. Thank you.
December 23, 2003 So here's the thing. I'm lazy. Lazy, lazy, lazy. It's not like I'm never home to work on this bloody site. I'm just lazy. I'm not necessarily even doing anything more important. I'm just lazy. Accept it.
September 4, 2003 MUSIC REVIEW TIME!! Today's album is Evanescence's Fallen. This is a much better album than I would have thought it would be. It is, as I've heard critics say, a lot like Linkin Park with a chick. But it's still pretty solid. And Amy Lee is really hot! TOP TRACKS: Haunded, Tourniquet, My Last Breath
August 18, 2003 I have, at long last, begun my list of stuff I hate. It'll be located at the bottom of the FAQ page until I build a seperate page for it.
August 17, 2003 You'd think that, after all the money and effort I put into build this thing, I'd do more with it. Just goes to show how lazy I really am.
July 2, 2003 I need to bitch for a minute about dogs. Not so much the animal itself, but more toward the people who own them. People, have you ever stopped to think about what you're doing? You drop $500 bucks for something to fill a hole in your sad little lives, then continue to spend hundreds on dollars on medical bills, toys, training, and all kinds of other crap for it. Do you realize what a giant waste that is? And even more annoying than dog owners in general are people who insist their dog is smart. Let me let you in on a little secret, people: DOG'S AREN'T SMART! I don't care how many damn tricks the thing can do, it isn't smart. All a dog's smarts were bread out of it many generations ago. Wolves are smart. Dogs wander out onto busy streets, look right at me as I'm rolling down the road, and keep on walking, never breaking stride, even though cars are slamming their breaks trying to avoid nailing them. How is that smart? And another thing, why the hell do we slam our breaks, nearly get into 20 car pileups, just to avoid the damn thing? Just run it over. Who gives a shit? And why the hell do people feel the need to take their dogs with them wherever they go? You mean to tell me you can't drive 5 blocks to the store without trucking your retarded golden retreiver along with you? Here's what dogs do, people. They shit on your stuff, shed everywhere, cost you tons of money, and occationally attack and kill the neighbor kids. They're worthless. Deal with it.
June 17, 2003 After many years out of the loop, I finally broke down and got myself an X Box. I debated between that and the PS2 for quite a while, but in the end I went with the X? Why? No real good reason. I liked that it stored game data on a hard drive instead of those damn memory cards. That was the big push over the edge. Sure PS2 has a wider game selection, but the vast majority of the titles were ones I wouldn't play anyway. So I gave more money to Master Gates. What games did I pick up, you ask? Well, I got Enter the Matrix, Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance, Silent Hill 2, and WWF Raw. Good times.
June 13, 2003 HI TAMMY!!!
June 12, 2003 You may all now quit you bitching. I've finally started adding more of the wacky fun websites that you all love so much.
May 21, 2003 I'd like to comment on the final episodes of two of my favorite shows: Buffy and 24. First 24. As much as I loved the show throughout the season (Kim's constant kidnapping aside), the finale was such a letdown. It really didn't explain anything. All it did was set up the next season. Not that I don't love a good cliffhanger (i,e, Alias), but they really needed to give us more than they did. Now for Buffy, a show that I've taken MUCH abuse for enjoying over the years (screw you , Matney). That episode was about a half hour too short. They threw too much stuff in at once without explaination. I mean, the amulet that Angel gave Buffy, who gave it to Spike, was never really explained. It was just, like, here, have a magic necklace that eventually saves the day. And Anya died a little to unceremoneously for my taste. But overall, I'd give it an 8. 24 gets a 6.5. Maybe a 7. Also, the Friends finale just plain sucked. We'll see how the Six Feet Under finale goes. That should be good.
April 30, 2003

Good Lord, I've been busy. I finally get this site back up and now I'm too damn busy to work on it. Anyway, he's what's up. I finally closed on my house! Next week I'll finally be able to move out of here. I really hate moving. At least I'm moving into a ranch house. No stairs. Sweet.
April 15, 2003 My, how time flies!! Nine months later, my little Web world is back. I'm pretty much picking up where I left off, more or less. A few changes have been made, here and there. Categories have been renamed and redesigned, but it's basically the same bunchacrap.
May 19, 2002 Where the hell have I been? I've been sicker than shit for the last week. I'll warn you all now to expect some delays for the next couple weeks. I fact, I think I'm going to go on hiatus (sp) for the time being. Much to do, little time to do it in. Will keep you posted.
April 30, 2002 The job search continues, only now I have promising leads.
April 10, 2002 Still been out of it, only now it's because I'm too busy.
April 10, 2002 I have been so out of it lately. Though oddly enough, I've gotten a lot done. My apartment is actually clean, and I've gotten a lot of Network+ studying done. Still, I need to get out of bed before 3:00 pm. It's just wrong.
April 3, 2002 Sorry I haven't updated in about a week. I haven't been near this machine is a while.
March 28, 2002 I think the best time of the day are the few sweet moments when right after I wake up before that damn Kylie Minogue song pops back into my head.
March 25, 2002 I figure I can stick to my original NCAA "who to cheer for" plan, since Duke was the only team I picked for the Final Four that didn't make it. So I can pull for IU (fuck yeah!) and I can pull for Kansas. But if they both win it'll be tough, as I have Kansas winning it all, and I still have an outside chance at willing my office pool. Screw it, I'd rather see IU win.
March 10, 2002 The A+ certification exams ask a lot of dumb questions. Apparently I spent too much time studying how operating systems work and not enough on how to load Solitare. Silly me.
February 18, 2002 As if DirecTV wasn't great enough, now I've got a Direct TiVo. I no longer need friends or love.
February 1, 2002 I'd just like to reaffirm my earlier statement about DirecTV. It is so fucking awesome!!!
January 27, 2002 I really, really, really like DirecTV. Digital cable is for pussies.
January 13, 2002 Still sore from the night before. Clubbin' through the city. Read all about it in the Misc section.
December 10, 2001 Back again. I never realize how much I hate living here until I go somewhere else. I feel all nice and fine until I get back and think things like, "What's that smell" and, "Why is everything so fucking dirty." Hopefully I'll move sooner than later. In the meantime I have to sit here and wait for my boss to get back so I can leave and get some dinner, not that I'd miss a whole hellofalot if it just left. Probably better that I stay.
December 2, 2001 Once again, I'm faced with an entire week off of work. At least this time I have a shitload of house cleaning to do. I'm not gonna lie to you, it's pretty gross in there.
November 28, 2001 Christ, I am so fucking bored. Let me describe a typical day at work:
  • Arrive five to ten minutes late
  • Do a solid forty five minutes of actual work
  • Spend the next two hours trying to stay awake
  • Lunch
  • Web surfing
  • E-mail people
  • Bathroom break (should I so desire)
  • More web surfing
  • Work on my web site
  • Work on other sites I'm responsible for
  • Another ten minutes of actual work
  • Spend another hour and a half staying awake
  • Leave twenty minutes to a half hour early
Man, I need a new job.
November 25, 2001 I'm looking for a job in Indianapolis. If anyone has any leads, please let me know.
November 19, 2001 As it turns out, I actually had a lot to do on my week off, hence the lack of updates to the site. My fault. I spent much of my time developing a site for my friend's band. Yes, I've branched out and am building sites professionally now. Well, professionally is a subjective term. But you get the drift.
November 11, 2001 There's nothing worse than having a full week off from work and not having a single thing to do.
November 4, 2001 I never realized it before, but the gyro is probably nature's perfect food. I mean, you have all the major food groups in there (there's dairy in the Tzatziki sause, right?). Plus, it's all in one convenient package. And, you can eat one and be full all day. How much better can you fuckin' get?
November 2, 2001 I may have set the land speed record for getting in and out of the DVM. I was there to renew my plates (late, of course), and I was out of there in under five minutes. Five fuckin' minutes. Can you believe that shit? I didn't even have to take a number. There was no line, and the woman just told me to go right in. Now I still had to pay out my ass (this is Indiana, after all). But it was still pretty sweet.
October 23, 2001 For no good reason, I've dyed my hair red. Well, it's really more of a highlight, and it's closer to a purpleish-crimson color, but it's still cool. Fucker.
October 20, 2001 Newcastle is good beer.
October 18, 2001 My new iMac will be arriving soon. Already I am feeling moist.
October 11, 2001 I went to Sam's Club for the first time today. When anyone could possibly need to eat that many jalapeno poppers is beyond me.
October 10, 2001 I could really go for a burger right now.